My Lyfestyle Through Lyrics
My heart is in SAFE MODE, though what’s about to happen I won’t ever forget.
Showing you what I’ve been describing to you, this time not via the INTERNET.
APPEARANCE AND PERSONALIZATION isn’t much of a concern.
But I’ll admit, my SYSTEM MEMORY is where your IMAGES shall be burned.
Tonight, I don’t have to use my WIRELESS ADAPTER.
I welcome you to TERABYTE your way through me, creating in my life a new chapter.
We waste no time; ready for
Anxiously awaiting for you to do
me ’til my SYSTEMS RESTORE.
I realize your SD isn’t so MINI.
My FIREFOX craving you. I’m ready.
Our eyes LOCK as I slowly remove
Seductively walking towards you, ready for your FILE SHARE.
My DUAL CORE PROCESSOR pressed against your QUAD
As you insert your 2.0 FLASH DRIVE into my USB PORT.
Your PROGRAMS begin to UNINSTALL.
My DVD BURNER hot within this FIREWALL.
Emotions as high as a LIGHTSCRIBER.
Atop you, in the position of a CD WRITER.
I gently UPLOAD your SOFTWARE into my HARDRIVE.
As you DOWNLOAD your now oh so HARDWARE into my ROUTER. Heaven has officially arrived.
Caressing my TOUCH SCREEN.
Making me scream.
I begin to yell,
Panting, trying to grasp the DESKTOP.
Bouncing, rhythmically in your LAPTOP.
“This… is… your… C-S-S!”
You RAM your CONTROL PANEL into my NETWORK.
I can’t help but BYTE you in return. You’re showing my DOS what a woman’s worth.
“WIFI!!!” I scream in ecstasy.
Your BLUETOOTH surpassed
My system feels as if it’s about to SHUT DOWN.
The EASE OF ACCESS of all your USER ACCOUNTS.
I try my best to ESCAPE the possibilities…
No such luck, not even CONTROL + ALT + DELETE could help me.
Frantically pressing my buttons on my KEYBOARD,
Gasping for air. Not able to take much more.
Your MODZILLA finally bursts within my PC.
My MOUSE experiences multiple orgasms.
We lay there tired. Your DISK has gone FLOPPY.
We drift away into SLEEP MODE, no longer WIRED nor WIRELESSLY.
I dream about your ANTIVIRUS, realizing that I am BLESSED.
Yet you know an UPDATE is required when morning comes.
RESTART what has only just begun.
Only next time, lick my SCREEN.
Open my FOLDERS and talk TECHY to me.
[dedicated to #oomf who’s in tech support lol]