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An Analysis of Jeans on Me


A friend of mine had a few things to say about my Jeans post and the pictures I included in that post. I found it to be quite poetic when shared with me.
(It’s vain of me to post pictures of myself, especially of my ass, but losing 25 pounds in 3 months had me feeling sexy the day I tried on all my jeans).

Thank Tuli Volo, for making me laugh to the point of crying and damn near peeing on myself! Friends I tell you!


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first one accentuated your physique teasing the midriff and introducing us to the lower breasteses

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2nd one had an affirmation that YES this is my ass

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3rd one is a fine display of the craftmanship
and stitching
and the importance of having the BRAND labeled correctly
as it is taught across
the back pocket
allowing
all that wondered…to
WONDER NO MORE
YES
THIS IS A JEAN
and a PUSSY CAT
is ME

prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

I’m just saying

Okay maybe BABY PHAT didn’t have that in mind per se
I might have gotten carried away in the non descript
it does however lend itself to the
fact
that under said tight ass jeans is an ASS
that can and will wear the PUSSY proud
and if you don’t like it
then FUGGOFF

your ASS folds just accordingly to the SEAM and how it was constructed to allow pertness and perfection
Men want to grab
Women Wish they were that FAB
but alas only one can wear that
JUST
LIKE
THAT


Boom!

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2 comments on “An Analysis of Jeans on Me

  1. Cannibal Jonez
    October 17, 2011

    Good Gawwd!

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    • LyfesLyfe
      October 17, 2011

      *fans you* you okay? lol thanks again for reading and commenting. Have a wonderful week!

      Like

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