Lyfes Lyrics

My Lyfestyle Through Lyrics

Music Minute: ACSR & Hold Music


Automated voice: “Dial one for English. Marque el número dos para el español”

Me: *button beeps as I pressed 1*

Automated CSR: “Please speak clearly or press star 3-3 for touch tone only”

Me: *pause because I’ll just use voice activated help*

Automated CSR: “Please tell us why you’re calling. If you’re calling to pay your bill please say ‘I’d like to pay my bill'”

Me: agent.

Automated CSR: “I’m sorry I did not understand you. Please tell us why you’re calling. If you’re calling to pay your bill please say ‘I’d like to pay my bill'”

Me: “Service Representative”

Automated CSR: “I’m sorry I did not understand you. Please tell us why you’re calling. If you’re calling to pay your bill please say ‘I’d like to pay my bill'”

Me: “Customer Service Agent!”

Automated CSR: “I’m sorry I did not understand you. Let me get you over to Support Staff. Please hold.”

Me: *talking to myself aloud* Well had I known what fucking command to use for your department I would’ve said that.

Automated CSR: “I’m sorry I did not understand you. Let me get you over to Support Staff. Please hold”

*an instrumental rendition of Stevie Wonder’s song My Cherie Amore plays as I am on hold for the next few minutes and I sing along to the tune since I know the lyrics*

Support Staff: Hello, this is Angela with Support Staff how can I help you?

Me: ummm… Can I call you back? I forgot what I was even calling for thanks to the hold music.

Support Staff: Sure ma’am, is there anything else we ca….

Me: *click* (I hung up on her before she could finish her sentence.)

I hate automated customer service representatives. They don’t understand me. It’s not like I sound like my parents when they speak english. At least I don’t think I sound FOB (F.O.B. is a term of endearment that we use amongst each other that stands for Fresh Off the Boat that references our people when we’re new to the mainland). I don’t know the proper commands for each company. There should be a universal guide or language for systems who use ACSR. The hold music is great though. -_-

Advertisements

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

Information

This entry was posted on July 8, 2011 by in Adventures, Music, Travel, Uncategorized and tagged .
Follow Lyfes Lyrics on WordPress.com

Instagram

Good morning instapeople! #gm #goodmorning #bnw #bnw_society #bnwphotography #bnwcaptures #bnwmood #bnw_life #throwbackthursday #selfie #moi aaaaaand hello there wide-ass foot placement 😒 #hammer #throw #4turn #lookmanoglove #idontwearaglove #tired #hellafakapikomooni #musclememory #itstoohottobeout #misquitoesareeatingmealive #ohwell #stillanicedaytothrow ⚡️🤙🏾. #javelin #thrower #stillgotit #alittlerustythough #butmyhighbuniscute 😏 #throwernation #thrownation #fieldnation #tracknation #trackandfield #hammerisnext 🙌🏾 GM ♥️. #beautiful #heart #goodmorning #qotd #quote #instaquote 7th grade #IESA #discus and #shotput #champion needed some hydration! Maaaaaan Anjay is a #beast! I can't wait for everyone to see his improvement. Dropping bombs for #state next year is going to be FUN, FUN, FUN! #shotput #discus #throw #thrower #thrownation #fieldnation #tracknation #trackandfield #trackislife #throwforlife One day this little time will be a #thrower. #future #discus #shotput #javelin #hammer #thrownation #fieldnation #tracknation #trackandfield I remember the first time I saw @chagobasso throw. I was sitting next to Scott and all I could say was "f*cking beautiful" lol #shotput #thrower #speed #acceleration #thrownation #fieldnation #tracknation #trackandfield Je t'adore! Tu parle français? hahaha! Have fun in France sis! Miss and love you! @nanafaavesi92 #teamusa #rugby #womensrugby #usa #goals #sports The wind up. The entry. The release. #discus #possiblebooktitle #soundslikeabedtimestory #thatdbeanadorablestorybookforkids #thrower #throwers #throwernation #fieldnation #samoa #samoan #polynesian ...wait for it. ⚡️ #discus #storm #throw #sessionafterthemeet #excusethenonexistentsweep #rhythm #thrownation #fieldnation #tracknation #trackandfield #love #passion #coach Beautiful #throws from an awesome group of #throwers! @chagobasso @23hendershot31 @ithr0wthings #discus #fieldnation #thrownation #tracknation #trackandfield #ThrowersInvite #AOThrowers #summertrack Happy Birthday to the dopest #choreographer #dancer! Your father would be beyond proud of you! Ofa lahi atu! #favorite #dancer #choreographer #HBD #tonga #polynesian #polypride #blessings #snazzy

Twitter

%d bloggers like this: