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Music Minute: ACSR & Hold Music


Automated voice: “Dial one for English. Marque el número dos para el español”

Me: *button beeps as I pressed 1*

Automated CSR: “Please speak clearly or press star 3-3 for touch tone only”

Me: *pause because I’ll just use voice activated help*

Automated CSR: “Please tell us why you’re calling. If you’re calling to pay your bill please say ‘I’d like to pay my bill'”

Me: agent.

Automated CSR: “I’m sorry I did not understand you. Please tell us why you’re calling. If you’re calling to pay your bill please say ‘I’d like to pay my bill'”

Me: “Service Representative”

Automated CSR: “I’m sorry I did not understand you. Please tell us why you’re calling. If you’re calling to pay your bill please say ‘I’d like to pay my bill'”

Me: “Customer Service Agent!”

Automated CSR: “I’m sorry I did not understand you. Let me get you over to Support Staff. Please hold.”

Me: *talking to myself aloud* Well had I known what fucking command to use for your department I would’ve said that.

Automated CSR: “I’m sorry I did not understand you. Let me get you over to Support Staff. Please hold”

*an instrumental rendition of Stevie Wonder’s song My Cherie Amore plays as I am on hold for the next few minutes and I sing along to the tune since I know the lyrics*

Support Staff: Hello, this is Angela with Support Staff how can I help you?

Me: ummm… Can I call you back? I forgot what I was even calling for thanks to the hold music.

Support Staff: Sure ma’am, is there anything else we ca….

Me: *click* (I hung up on her before she could finish her sentence.)

I hate automated customer service representatives. They don’t understand me. It’s not like I sound like my parents when they speak english. At least I don’t think I sound FOB (F.O.B. is a term of endearment that we use amongst each other that stands for Fresh Off the Boat that references our people when we’re new to the mainland). I don’t know the proper commands for each company. There should be a universal guide or language for systems who use ACSR. The hold music is great though. -_-

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