My Lyfestyle Through Lyrics
Have you ever ran to the grocery store and thought that it’d be a simple “in-and-out” experience but you end up being there for a couple of hours? Not only are you traumatized by the time you spend waiting in line and articles in the gossip magazines you’ve read before you finally got to the front of the line, but by the people with whom you encounter? Yes, I seem to always have that kind of encounter when I make a simple run to the local Walmart. It should be called Weird-Mart if you ask me. You get the parent yelling at her kid because she is tired of the kid screaming for something she can’t afford. You get the cute old couple bickering about which fiber cereal they should try this month. Then there’s the couple bickering about prices! He wants the brand named products and she wants the generic because according to her research it’s all the same. My favorite (because my friends and I use to do this) are the college kids holding obstacle course competitions with the products in the sports and toys departments. I miss my college days! Nonetheless, that simple trip to the store for one product isn’t just an adventure, but ends up being a wasted trip. I initially went for feminine products and came out with everything but what I needed. Grocery store trip fail. Because things are cheaper at this particular store and the town I live in is boring, I make the trek back to the store later on in the week because I can only handle another trip in small doses… a week apart to be exact. So when the next boring day of the next week arrives, here I go again, back to the adventures of a grocery store trip fail.